ἘΓΩ ἘΛΘΩΝ ΘΕΡΑΠΕΥΣΩ ἈΥΤΟΝ !!!!!111ΕΙΣΕΙΣ (with cake) - Torgo χ


2013-02-06 (Wednesday)

Dear Log,

«I can do something, there's injustice involving a cake!»
"Duff Goldman, 'Ace Of Cakes' Chef, Offers To Bake Rejected Lesbian Couple's Wedding Cake For Free"

Current Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Current Mood: Want donuts.
Current Music: Cake- "[Some People Like To Make Life a Little] Tougher Than It Is"

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Response

"ἘΓΩ ἘΛΘΩΝ ΘΕΡΑΠΕΥΣΩ ἈΥΤΟΝ" ("I CAN CURE HIM!!") is what Jesus ("The Nazz", as Lord Buckley would say) allcaps-said when the local elders in Kapernaoum (Detroit) told Him that halp halp there's a guy here who, even though he's a cop, and a bigwig cop at that, is actually a really really nice guy— and who can't even bring himself to come up to You, and bother You with his situation, which is: his boyfriend is dying, in a coma, etc.

("!!!!!111ΕΙΣΕΙΣ" is "!!!!!111 one one")

It's in... hunh, Matthion and Loukan

It's notable for three reasons:

  • The dude's got a boyfriend. Even cops can find love.
  • Even though someone's a cop, they can still be a decent person... just like even though someone's a Samaritan, they can still be a decent person. Also, the Greek word for centurion is which is is "hekatonarch" which sounds really cool.
  • I think this is the only action-a-distance, sight unseen, miracle that The Nazz pulled off— the Centurion said: no, I'm not worthy of having You come to my house, I didn't even want to bother You with this situation, I might not even be talking to You and this might just You hearing this from friends of mine! And The Nazz doesn't go to the house, he just says... “ABRACA-DOIT SHAZZAM, WITH THAT STUFF YOU SAID!”. (The aorist imperative passive of “be” isn't easily translatable into English. Folks, I work with what I've got.) And yeah, the boyfriend is instantly cured, all up in the hizzy.

(Also, he says something catty about people here in Kapernaoum are cool but people back in town, Greater Jerusalem Tri-Cities Area or whatever, are NOGOODNIKS and boy are they gonna pay.)

See, the doctor doesn't even show up. IT'S WORSE THAN OBAMA-CARE!


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